Tuesday, February 6, 2001 // 11:48 a.m.

Do you see the snow?! It's soooooooooo deep!!! ::cackles:: It's like 3 feet of snow!!! ::throws herself in it::

Monday, February 5, 2001 // 04:09 p.m.

My sister isn't wearing pants.

Sunday, February 4, 2001 // 10:29 a.m.

I wanted to write some stuff yesterday, but my mom wouldn't let me go on-line so I forgot it all...

We played this card game called "Mau" yesteray and I'm pretty sure the whole point of the games was not to know the rules... ::weeps::

Friday, February 2, 2001 // 02:25 p.m.

I was going to beat up Nathan when we got off the bus. His extreme nationalism and gross prejudices digust me. So, I was going to beat him up, but I started to feel bad. I didn't really want to hurt him or anything... So, I didn't beat him up.

I hate my gym class. Every other thing out their mouths is "That's gay! This exercise is gay! Bah! Bah! Bah!" Yes, I'm sure the exercise is atracted to exercises of the same gender.

Thursday, February 1, 2001 // 09:05 p.m.

THe play was so funny! "Here, have this shoe! I can't find the other one!" ::snickers::

Bob lost his pants.

My sister drew a characature of Mel gibson and it looks like the devil. ::weeps:: It wants my soul!!!

Wednesday, January 31, 2001 // 04:46 p.m.

I think all men should be pretty and wear dresses. That should be their role in life, to be pretty. And they could put on pretty make up and it would be sooo pretty! ::cackles::

Tuesday, January 30, 2001 // 06:46 p.m.

At Costco, my mom goes, "Ah. Olvies. They give life!" Next time someone dies, remind me to resurrect them with olives.

My aunt doesn't like black lipstick. ::puts some on:: HA!

Monday, January 29, 2001 // 08:25 p.m.

I posted at A-chan's blog!! I did!! ::cackles:: And Kyle, sorry about the whole Sam Hutchinson thing...

::weeps:: Matt is in my gym class. I dread swimming. ::shudders::

Sunday, January 28, 2001 // 02:49 p.m.

I saw a boa constrictor on the sidewalk. It was just laying there and it looked like it ate a squirrel or something. My mom didn't believe me, though. She said, "Are you sure it wasn't a stick?"
Like I can't tell the difference between a snake and a stick...

Friday, January 26, 2001 // 11:28 a.m.

::twitches:: I hate people! Wanna know what someone told me on the bus today? She said, "We have AIDS because of gay people. AIDS was created when two men had sex." (Wait, it gets worse.)

So, I replied, "That's rediculous! If that was true, then wouldn't have AIDS appeared along time ago?"

"Oh, no," she said. "There weren't any gay people until AIDS was created."

::smacks herself:: How ignorant can you be? I wonder where people come up with things like that. ::grumbles in disgust::