Sunday, January 14, 2001 // 07:59 p.m.

I learned from a video at CCD that:

1) Jesus is our BEST friend!!

2) Girls who are friends with boys are weird!

3) Christian cyclists have to work harder than regular cyclists.

4) Christian cyclists are persicuted by other cyclists. ::gasps::

5) If you tell God you are confused, he'll make you a country singer!

Did I ever mention I hate CCD?

Thursday, January 11, 2001 // 09:16 p.m.

The poor people who live in my notebook got in a train crash. I think they are all okay... (Don't be confused the people aren't real. They are just drawings. No real train crash. No real injuries...)

Thursday, January 11, 2001 // 08:24 p.m.

There is this fat kid that follows me around. He's scary and he stares at me. And when I was little he tried to push me off my swing set. ::weeps::

Poor Stashu. Josh groped him. Laura groped him. He was groped repeatedly. Poor, poor Stashu.

Wednesday, January 10, 2001 // 06:39 p.m.

One time I saw Unsolved Mysteries and there was a story about how a light bulb made a picture of Jesus on the wall. A-chan's light bulb makes a picture of Trowa on the wall.

Tuesday, January 9, 2001 // 06:34 p.m.

Ever have those Terra chips? You know, those disgusting fried slices of random vegetables? I remember my mom bought those once when I was little. There was one chip that looked like a piece of bacon. My little mind decided that if it look like bacon it must taste like bacon, too(shut up! I was really little!), so I ate it. Needless to say, it did not taste like bacon.

Tuesday, January 9, 2001 // 03:55 p.m.

yumemirai: I bit the cheese brick so curtly that the sentient watermelon made peace with my left-handed paper screwdriver! Now, all that's left is for the cast-iron Jell-O to wiggle seductively.

::weeps insanely:: I don't understand!!

Tuesday, January 9, 2001 // 03:51 p.m.

I think Farfarello is really pretty.

Monday, January 8, 2001 // 07:34 p.m.

BTW, the posty thing about A-chan, I was only kidding. I just wanted to make sure that no one was actually taking my ranting seriously...

Monday, January 8, 2001 // 07:24 p.m.

::twitches:: My family makes me sick. I don't think I'll go into details, cos it's not very plesant.

Everyone at school thinks I'm a hacker. I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing...

My friend, Pat, decided to disclose to me that he was tied to a bed over the weekend. He had the bruises to prove it. ::giggles insanely at the thought of boys tieing each other up:: Er... sorry. I'm just a freak.

Sunday, January 7, 2001 // 06:20 p.m.

::grumbles:: A-chan is making a blog for Kyle too. ::weeps and points to A-chan accusingly:: I thought I was special! I thought my blog meant more to you than that! You're just a common whore! A blog whore!!!

BTW, this is A-chan's website.

Sunday, January 7, 2001 // 11:09 a.m.

Today, at church (yes, I am one of those poor souls forced to attend church every week), the priest said that nothing is so ordinary that is above being holy. I figure this means my toaster is holy. Please pay homage in the form of money.

After church, my Dad decided to bring me out to breakfast. I know everyone out there is going, "Yeah? Who cares breakfast. So exciting." Well, I'm one of those freaks who wears black all the time and bedecks herself in odd jewelry. So, I could be sure that every one of those people in that restaurant were thinking that I lived in a cave, only came out at night and drank the blood of the dead. I wonder if they were disappointed to learn that I prefer pineapple juice.

Saturday, January 6, 2001 // 01:05 p.m.

I'm C-ko. Everyone else had a blog and I was jealous, so I had to get one too. A-chan made the layout because I suck at things like that and my blog would have looked like crap. So anyways, Hiya. ::waves gleefully::

Friday, January 5, 2001 // 05:41 p.m.

Um... hi. I have a foot and It BuRnS!!!!