Thursday, September 27, 2001 // 10:17 p.m.

AAH!!!!!! It's my birthday on Monday!!!! I'll be 17! ::does a happy dance::

I burnt myself again in chemistry. I'm so bad with fire!

Sunday, September 23, 2001 // 12:42 p.m.

Brianne stabbed some soap. I said, "Do not stab the soap! The soap is your friend!!!" But, alas, she stabbed it. Hm... I think she wants me to burn in hell.

Thursday, September 20, 2001 // 08:03 p.m.

I'm sure I had something random and special to say, but I forgot.

Spontainious human combustion is on the rise! Alli will be excited. ::giggles insanely::

Monday, September 17, 2001 // 09:41 p.m.

My mother is talking to me, but all I hear is "Blah, blah, blah." This could be a problem...

Gr! I hate that AOL commercial! It keeps making the instant message beepy noise!! And then I think people are talking to me! Grah!! ::unhappy gurgle noise::

Sunday, September 16, 2001 // 11:38 a.m.

I was hungry! Mr. Fig and Mr. Newton gave me sustenance!! ::does a little dance and gnaws on fig newtons::

I punched Kyle in the head for betraying his sexuality and making a general nuisance of himself. But, he's forgiven.

FiG nEwToN!!!!!!! ::cackles insanely::