Tuesday, April 3, 2001 // 05:49 p.m.

You know the guy who wrote JTHM, well, he has a cartoon now... On nickelodeon. Watch me fear!

I have a shaved ice machine! I'm so excited!

I was sick yesterday. AW! I had a headache!

Somehow, my team managed to get invited to MIT for FPS. I'm still not sure how.

Um... I was going to say something else, but I forgot.

Saturday, March 31, 2001 // 04:47 p.m.

::weeps:: A-chan hates me! She hates me because I don't like Brian's room! ::weeps insanely:: It's just so cold in there. I just don't like it, OkAy?! ::hides in her room and weeps::

Saturday, March 31, 2001 // 04:26 p.m.

Lubrication does not make good glue.

My space bar is still being a slut...

Look at what Cheez sent me.
"Tampons or pads--make the holy choice!

Conservative, Christian, Republican (sorry for the redundancy) women today cannot go into a pharmacy or grocery store without Satan waiving his filthy cotton finger at us and calling for our souls from the shelves.

Indeed, a trip down the feminine hygiene aisle today is more a test of faith than a matter of choice. Truthfully, there simply is no choice. The Bible clearly states any woman who does not use a cotton maxi-pad will burn in the eternal lakes of fire--and that's all there is to it.

The younger girls of today are tempted with pretty boxes decorated with flowers, smiling faces and soft pastel colors. Ads scream at them that they can swim, dance, visit with friends, and even have a good time during their monthly curse. Well, this sickens Sister Rosie!!

The tampon is an evil phallic device--the likes of which Lucifer controls the manufacturing of! The Bible clearly states nothing is to enter a woman's vagina--EVER!!

Chew on this: Toxic Shock Syndrome is God's way of punishing unsaved harlots who choose Satan's cotton fingers over a Godly pad!

Sadly--there are degrees to this great sin! Proverbs 12:4 reads "A virtuous woman is a crown to her husband: but she that maketh ashamed is as rottenness in his bones." Proverbs 23:27 continues, "For a whore is a deep ditch; and a strange woman is a narrow pit." Those of you who give in to the evil of selecting a "size" to please your evil vagina are sinning more than anyone!

How can you deny that a cotton pad is God's instrument? are they not called "Angel Wings?" Repent, bleeding laity--it may not be too late!!

Last year when I began my Pulling The Plug On Satan Ministry many were surprised to see a Christian woman take on the evil practice and the corporations that manufacture such dirty devices. But to date there are more than 25,000 women across America who are screaming, "NO WAY SATAN! YOUR FINGER ISN'T COMING NEAR ME!" But there are still hundreds and thousands of unsuspecting souls who host a party in their most secret garden with the Devil as the guest of honor.

That is about to change, SATAN! The party is over and you are not welcomed in vaginas of the holy!

Reveling in the comfort of her Bible-approved period-fighter,

Sister Rosie

::cackles:: That has to be the funniest thing I've ever read...

Friday, March 30, 2001 // 02:28 p.m.

I'm going to a GSA dance today! I'm so excited!! ::giggles insanely:: I hope we have as much fun this year as we did last year.

Thursday, March 29, 2001 // 04:36 p.m.

The other day, at 6... I said "beep" and woke up. It was wierd.

My *BEEP*ing space bar won't work right! ::bashes it::

Wednesday, March 28, 2001 // 05:24 p.m.

The Scottish people are sending me e-mail again...

A-chan let me take home Chibi-Mr.Duck with me! I'm so excited!! You know, I think I'll go reread Controversial Jack now... I'll post the link later, so you all can have fun too!

Monday, March 26, 2001 // 04:02 p.m.

Guess what I learned! If someone says "I'm sorry" and "I don't know" to you a lot, then they obviously have a secret attraction to you! I mean, I didn't know that either! It was just brought to my attention. Oh, how silly I was! Always saying "I'm sorry" to people! And "I don't know"! Unknowingly showing my love! ::gasps:: All those people I've ever said "I'm sorry" to must think I'm such a slut! ::smacks herself repeatedly:: Did I ever mention that I *HATE* people?

On a happier note, A-chan's pressent came in the mail today! I'll wrap it up and give it to her!! ::giggles insanely::

Sunday, March 25, 2001 // 08:48 p.m.

Some people need to learn some things. Like, you don't ask people for the food they are eating, especially if they don't have a large quantity of it. And you don't assume people will give you their food. And don't ask for more food if someone is nice enough to give you some!! ::rants::

Saturday, March 24, 2001 // 07:26 p.m.

::weeps:: They all went to Matt's house. I'm all alone! I bet they're having fun without me... ::weeps:: I don't want to be here alone...

Thursday, March 22, 2001 // 08:25 p.m.

They made me crouch in dance! Now my legs are all cramped! ::weeps::

Two stupid loser freaks from my school are going to attack each other with light bulbs. And I swear if anything happens to either of them, I'm going to beat the crap out of them. ::grumbles::

Wednesday, March 21, 2001 // 06:35 p.m.

I draw a picture of Vash! ::smiles proudly::

I want to be a hatt-baby!

Tuesday, March 20, 2001 // 08:01 p.m.

You know what's a good movie? Ruthless People. This man wants to kill his wife, but before he can, his wife gets kidnapped. So the kidnappers say if he doesn't pay them money, they'll kill his wife. So he's like, "Yay!" But, the husband's mistress plans on taping him killing his wife and blackmailing him. Well, he obviously can't kill his wife if she isn't around, so the mistress's stupid boyfriend tapes some people having sex in a car by mistake. They send it to the husband and he's all, "Gr... I'm gonna do the same thing to you!" So the mistress thinks he's going to kill her, cos that's what she thinks is on the tape. So, she sends it to the Chief of Police. And it turns out it's the Chief of Police with a prostitute on the tape. So he thinks she is blackmailing him. She tells him she wants the husband arrested for killing his wife, so he plants evidence which incriminates the husband. So everyone thinks he killed her, and to clear his name he has to get her back from the kidnappers. ::giggles:: Isn't that great?

Monday, March 19, 2001 // 07:01 p.m.

I hate my Biology teacher. "This chapter is really long, class!" Most teachers would cut the chapter into smaller sections. So what does she do? Adds on another chapter! ::weeps::

Saturday, March 17, 2001 // 11:10 a.m.

I watch Iron Chef last night. The challanger's teacher got drunk and abused the assistants!

Thursday, March 15, 2001 // 10:45 a.m.

I'm blogging from school! AH!

Tuesday, March 13, 2001 // 06:28 p.m.

I got some e-mail. It said... "Do you want to see me? I'm a XXX teen slut.. And I show all.." EvIl PoRn MaIl!!!!

Monday, March 12, 2001 // 02:06 p.m.

I watched The Birds. That movie is really wierd... ::giggles:: Birds... I wanna be attacked by Birds. ::flaps her arms::

I should be studying for biology. I'm going to fail the test otherwise... My biology teacher is evil. She doesn't actually teach us, she just reads from notes she has printed out. ::twitches:: And it is sooooo BoRiNg!!! ::weeps::

Thursday, March 8, 2001 // 09:57 p.m.

I went on a fieldtrip! It was really fun!! The Spanish people danced!! And I had fajitas!

Tuesday, March 6, 2001 // 08:44 p.m.

I want to marinate!! Marinate chicken! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I'm gonna put the bone chicken in the marinating sause and then I'm gonna GrIlL iT!!!!! ::cackles insanely::

Monday, March 5, 2001 // 07:56 p.m.

Plastic tried to kill me! ::weeps:: It melted and gave off flumes! It wanted to burn my lungs!! ::weeps:: ThE fUmEs! ThE fUmEs!!! AAAAH!

Monday, March 5, 2001 // 01:24 p.m.

Where's the snow?! I want pretty snow!!! ::weeps::

Wow... I have 594 hits! I'm so excited!! Will someone make me a present when I get 1000? Pleeeeeease?! ::cackles::