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Friday, June 6, 2008
I eat this greek yogurt. It has a tiny container of strawberry stuff to eat it with and I always just dump all the jam into the yogurt and mix it up. Then, one day I notices it says, "Please Do Not Stir" on the side. Why not? Will it explode? Well, I still stir it, but I feel a little guilty. Like I'm raining down pain an death onto a million screaming yogurt cultures. // 12:17 p.m.
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Tuesday, May 13, 2008
I was successfully not kidnapped yesterday! Yaaay! I am a winner! <3
Kijo made a new friend! And by "made a new friend" I mean, annoyed another doll. -.- Benni was so angry! Why does Kijo only know angry men?? I think maybe he secretly likes it.
Help. I'm addicted to coffee! ;.; // 02:20 p.m.
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Thursday, April 17, 2008
An normal conversation at work:
Me: My shoes squeek, but only here!
Mark: If you left the here when you went home would they still squeek?
Me: Uh... I guess if you wore them. But I don't think you'll fit!
Mark: I bet I will!
Me: ::takes off shoe and waves it about:: What size do you wear? These are a 7.
Mark: 8 1/2
Me: That's like... a 10 1/2 in girl shoes!
Mark: It's more like a 9 1/2.
Me: I thought it was two sizes bigger.
Mark: Look, I used to sell shoes. Plus, I can wear my wife's shoes and she can wear mine.
Me: ...Do you often wear your wife's shoes?
Mark: Yeah... sometimes.
// 03:52 p.m.
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Monday, April 14, 2008
If I were to make a modern dance, it would be entitled "I Hate You, George Lucas" and it would include me metaphorically kicking George Lucas over and over again.
Sometimes when I open the mail with extreme speed and dexterity, I fancy myself an office ninja. The sharp little letter opener is my weapon, I flit about the office and protect my unsuspecting co-workers from certain doom at the hands of telemarketers. ...Then I drop my stapler
(again) and the moment is lost. // 02:34 p.m.
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Friday, April 11, 2008
Wow, well I was so sick of L and Light that I completely destroyed their existance by putting up a premade template. That is very ugly. This makes me feel extremely sad. ;.; I need a House layout.
Sooooooooooooo.... I just bought myself an expensive present! His name is Asami and I love him! // 01:19 p.m.
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Sunday, February 10, 2008
Ooh. My pictures left. I better get new ones. // 11:24 p.m.
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Sunday, February 10, 2008
Yes! YEs! YES! I found out what the AMAZING Korean drama that I watched in Japan is called! <3 Now I will look for it all on the internet and watch it again! See, she's a peasant girl, but not really a peasant girl and she grows up to be a medicine woman/cook! And she's in love with this guy and gives him a love talismin that I think she made out of string and some cans! But the Emperor loves her too! And they have an archery contest for her love! And there is a plague and asassins and cooking and executions and AMAZING! And the last part I saw, she was trying to cure the emperor's gobyouki but then I had to go home.
I think I need to have a complete art revolution or something! Because I don't feel supper creative. I think I just have to make something frivolous and perhaps stay up late doing it!
// 11:17 p.m.
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Thursday, February 7, 2008
WAH! Alli got me the most AMAZING present for Christmas! She got Kijo an wonderful outfit which I love!! <3<3<3<3<3 SO happy!
I was gonna say something else, but I forgot. ;.; // 10:47 a.m.
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Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Great news~! I have an interview with JET! I still don't know when... But I atleast I have one!!
I dreamt last night the I was Harry Potter and I turned into a baby and kept forgetting that I didn't know how to walk! The end! // 10:00 a.m.
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Thursday, January 24, 2008
I missss my Alli! <3 Oh, and Stosh's baby popped out! It's gigantic! // 10:37 p.m.
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Sunday, January 20, 2008
I love the word "rather". It is all slippery and shivery on my tongue. // 02:25 a.m.
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Monday, January 14, 2008
Well, the way things are going, I'm never going to get a new layout... Boo. I'm sick of L and Light. ;.; They don't wanna kiss anymore!
I was on DOA and I was excited to see a post about nontraditional kimono, but I was sad to find that it was just a neon pink kimono. I was expecting... something more extreme! Like razors and DEATH sticking out of it. Or a tleast a really weird print like... gold hound's tooth. (Which I am using for Kijo's new kimono, so don’t get any ideas!) Though, I suppose that to most people neon pink is a bit nontraditional. But look, I've rolled through the piles of used kimono on flea market day. There were some pretty psychotic prints and colors to be found... And look, if I'm forced to wear a lime green kimono that belonged to my host mom, then I really can't say that neon pink is that abnormal, now can I?
I keep having these dreams where I'm on Project Runway and I keep making the ugliest dress I've ever seen. Last night I made a dress out of newspaper, even though that wasn't part of the challenge and a really ugly baby blue knit shrug to go over it. What could it mean?
I told Stosh that I wanted to fall asleep on someone. (Like physically on them) And Stosh inquires as to why. Now, I know he's a cuddler, so I can't fathom why he would question my motives~! I suppose it was to be contrary. So, I replied that I derived pleasure from treating people like and object for my comfort and enjoyment. Now, whether I truly believe this or I was just being contrary as well... Who knows! (Can I crush you with my love?)
Oh! And I’ve started Ziggy Stardust knitting project! I did a pattern test and not only does it look fabulous, that scale is really good too! I think that it will repeat just about the same number of times that it does in the picture too! And, amazing! I found a really good reference picture for the colors! <3 Maybe once I figure it out, I’ll knit Ted a Ziggy Stardust suit too. Next: outfit size test!
// 12:27 a.m.
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Tuesday, December 4, 2007
Soooo... I was working at this crappy insurance agency for about six months and the other temp and I had pretty much run our of work to do so they start assigning us these stupid tasks to do in order to fill our time. It was very boring and I felt like my brain was melting, so I decided that I would play a new game: Let's Pretend to Have an OCD! I was going to start washing my hands five times and the like and see how long it took everyone to notice! Of course, the day that I start my new game they decide that they don't really need us anymore... Insurance companies just don't want anyone to have fun! ;.; // 05:09 p.m.
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Tuesday, December 4, 2007
Oh right~! I'm getting anew layout sooon! My messed up L layout will soon disappear to be replaced by something magical! <3 // 04:43 p.m.
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Tuesday, December 4, 2007
Whoa! I have been hiding for quite some time! I can't belive it! I've been to Japan and back, bought a doll and graduated from college! I haven't witten about any of it! ;.; I'm so lame! Well, I'll try to say more things from now on! // 04:39 p.m.
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